That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.
NO
HELL NO
Guuughjgh.
Seriously, imagine for a moment that you were dating him. Very difficult, I know, but run with me.
He is so god damned tactile. He’s always stroking something, patting something, running his fingers over something. Now imagine sitting on a sofa next to him or whatever while you’re both absentmindedly watching a movie.
You know bloody well those hands are going to end up stroking your forearm, or doodling along the inside of your thigh, or whatever.
*cough*
Just press play.
That moment when I paused the music to reblog, but the gif didn’t stop and I was confused for like three seconds.
This won the internet you can all go home
I will reblog every one of these. This is the best one.
How the hell did I know
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
